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The Bean Machine

- I drive my Bean Machine into the arena and talk to the crowd about how I've passed on the minivan to my kids and it's my turn to drive something cool!  It's the first custom prototype of a man's midlife crisis solution!  It's a convertible, a way to deal with potential son-in-laws and it can even take you back in time!  Every dad will want one!


 

 

 

 

 

Dance Lessons

- I teaching ballroom dance lessons to the crowd until the announcer gives me a hard time and my cd player starts skipping from song to song.  I'll show you some breakdancing, line-dancing, frolicking, and finish it off with some gymnastic's moves!  It'll be a humorous show for the whole family!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Rocket to Space

- I bring my rocket into the arena and show the crowd my homemade rocket that will have my chicken fly to the moon. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Drilling for Oil

- I drag my oil rig into the arena and get some help from a crowd member to drill for oil.  We'll see what we can find below the arena floor.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Traveling Salesman Routine

- I come into the arena with my covered wagon pulled by my trusty team of horses to sell the crowd products to make chores easier, faster, and more exciting!  Get ready to see new ways to deliver the mail, get rid of garbage, and to deal with stinky, dirty diapers!

 

 

 

 

 JellyBean's Noodle Olympics

- Two teams of two will compete for the gold medal in JellyBean's Noodle Olympics!  There are 3 events: fencing, jousting, and a relay race!  This is an act that gets the crowd involved and excited!

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